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[2804]

You're still annoying. And weird. And yes, I want to commit acts of biblical violence against you.

Because it's fun for us both.

[beatsfor]

You wouldn't want anything to do with me if I were not annoying and weird and inspiring violence.

Yes, it is.

[2804]

I will deny this if you tell anyone else but I hate that you know me so well. It's a weakness.

[beatsfor]

Why would I tell anyone else that and why is it a weakness?

[2804]

You ask too many questions.

[ And she's very good at avoiding answering until she can't anymore. ]

[beatsfor]

Does it really matter how many I ask, since you aren't answering?

[2804]

I'm answering. Just not in the way you want.

[beatsfor]

It's cute you think that, sweetheart.

[2804]

You don't know why attachment is a weakness? Really?

[beatsfor]

Ohhh, attachment.

I thought I was just asking about the knowledge, since, y'know. You could stop being attached to me tomorrow, and I wouldn't forget.

[2804]

You really think that about me? That I could stop in one day?

[beatsfor]

No. If that were possible, you would've already done it.

[2804]

Exactly.

So, shut up about it.

[beatsfor]

Make me.

[2804]

I honestly think you would like that too much. But, let's be real, it'd be fun for me too.

Throw you into a tree and bury you under sand. That does sound like fun.

[beatsfor]

How long do you think you could manage to leave me buried for, before you missed me too much?

Oops, another question!

[2804]

Do you want to find out?

[beatsfor]

Maybe.

[2804]

[ She would say that. ]

You just want to fight with me. You love that.

[beatsfor]

[The opportunity was just too good to pass up.]

Now you're getting it. I do love that.

[2804]

And if I just happen to oops stab you? Not going to give me shit about that, right?

[beatsfor]

Of course I'm going to give you shit about that, it's much more fun.

[2804]

You give me shit about everything. I think I'd be concerned if you just held your tongue.

[beatsfor]

It's not my fault there are so much more fun things to do with my tongue.

[2804]

[ Ugh. Damn her because now she wants to know what those things are even if she has an idea. ]

What, like tying cherry stems into knots?

[ Maybe she can get it out of her in a different way. ]