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[2804]

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[beatsfor]

All your complaining did make it kind of tempting to get into them but I decided to stick with soap operas for now.

[2804]

Oh my god.

Isn't your life dramatic enough?

[beatsfor]

What do soap operas have to do with how dramatic my life is?

[2804]

I just thought you'd get enough drama in your own life.

[beatsfor]

Fake drama is still entertaining.

[2804]

I prefer sitcoms. At least their stupidity makes me laugh.

[beatsfor]

Really? Still?

[2804]

Why not? I was obviously good in them so I can still like them.

[beatsfor]

I'm pretty sure I heard you complaining about the limits of the format.

[2804]

But I was still good. Looked hot too.

[beatsfor]

Ah, the really important things.

[2804]

Obviously.

I play to my strengths.

[beatsfor]

Yes, you do.

[2804]

Well, I have so many of them.

[beatsfor]

You wanna recite the list for me?

[2804]

You'd be here all day, darling.

[beatsfor]

Worse ways to spend one.

[2804]

You're going to make me even more full of myself.

[beatsfor]

Sure, why not? You're a perfectly acceptable thing to be full of.

[2804]

Oh, that's a good one. Point to you on that.

[beatsfor]

Thank you very much.

[2804]

For the record, not something I'd mind you being full of either.

[beatsfor]

What a miracle, more things we can still agree on.

[2804]

Calling it a miracle really does make it feel like we hated each other a lot more than I think we did.

[beatsfor]

Really?

You've been leaning into 'completely' pretty, well, completely, for a good few hundred years now.