[ open post ]

[2804]

Comments

[beatsfor]

How am I acting like it's something terrible?

[2804]

I don't know, you just are. Because I say so.

[beatsfor]

Uh-huh. Counterpoint: *I* say I'm not.

[2804]

Overruled.

I'm right.

[beatsfor]

Sustained, you're wrong.

[2804]

Bullshit. I'm never wrong.

[beatsfor]

Maybe in the past. Now you've been wrong at least twice.

[2804]

Whatever.

That's just your opinion.

[beatsfor]

Sure. And it's just your opinion that you're right.

[2804]

It's factual that I'm right.

[beatsfor]

Is it? Provide some evidence.

[2804]

No.

( because she has none. )

I don't have to.

[beatsfor]

Then it stays as just your opinion.

[2804]

I'm going to take the high road here and say I don't think we're going to agree on this.

Ever.

[beatsfor]

That's probably true.

[2804]

See, I'm the better man. Woman. Whatever.

[beatsfor]

No, I'm not agreeing with that either.

[2804]

There's someone better than me?

[beatsfor]

Depends on the metric, doesn't it.

[2804]

The metric for this conversation is you.

[beatsfor]

Is it? I'm not sure I can count as a metric.

How much do I get to decide, if I am a metric?

[2804]

If I say you can count as a metric, you count.

For this conversation, you can have free reign.

[beatsfor]

Doesn't that make you the metric?

What's your end goal, here?

[2804]

Offensive.

I don't always have ulterior motives.

[beatsfor]

How?

I didn't say ulterior motive, I just said end goal.