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[2804]

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[beatsfor]

If you really want to not be able to talk anymore, I can make that happen.

[2804]

And how would you do that?

[beatsfor]

How would you like me to do that?

[2804]

I don't know. That's why I asked.

[beatsfor]

It is a tough decision to make. Maybe I'll write down all the options and pick one out of a hat.

[2804]

I didn't think you were so indecisive.

[beatsfor]

I'm not being indecisive. I just feel like a surprise.

[2804]

Is it going to be gift wrapped?

[beatsfor]

Sure, it'll be a gift wrapped. Proper little Christmas present, almost.

[2804]

How fortunate for me. No one's got me a Christmas present in nearly a century.

[beatsfor]

Would you have let anyone?

[2804]

Maybe if it was a really good present.

[beatsfor]

That's a cop out answer. You can't know what it is ahead of deciding.

[2804]

Fine. Get me a present and I'll be surprised.

[beatsfor]

Well played.

[2804]

Thank you.

I do expect a present now.

[beatsfor]

Yeah, yeah, I'll get something.

[2804]

Death goes shopping. That could be a sitcom.

[beatsfor]

Hard pass. I've heard really bad things about sitcoms, lately.

[2804]

Why have you been paying such close attention to sitcoms lately?

[beatsfor]

I'm talking about what you said about them, silly.

[2804]

So, you're not into sitcoms? Damn, here I was coming up with new insults for you.

[beatsfor]

All your complaining did make it kind of tempting to get into them but I decided to stick with soap operas for now.

[2804]

Oh my god.

Isn't your life dramatic enough?

[beatsfor]

What do soap operas have to do with how dramatic my life is?