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[2804]

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[beatsfor]

Sure, it'll be a gift wrapped. Proper little Christmas present, almost.

[2804]

How fortunate for me. No one's got me a Christmas present in nearly a century.

[beatsfor]

Would you have let anyone?

[2804]

Maybe if it was a really good present.

[beatsfor]

That's a cop out answer. You can't know what it is ahead of deciding.

[2804]

Fine. Get me a present and I'll be surprised.

[beatsfor]

Well played.

[2804]

Thank you.

I do expect a present now.

[beatsfor]

Yeah, yeah, I'll get something.

[2804]

Death goes shopping. That could be a sitcom.

[beatsfor]

Hard pass. I've heard really bad things about sitcoms, lately.

[2804]

Why have you been paying such close attention to sitcoms lately?

[beatsfor]

I'm talking about what you said about them, silly.

[2804]

So, you're not into sitcoms? Damn, here I was coming up with new insults for you.

[beatsfor]

All your complaining did make it kind of tempting to get into them but I decided to stick with soap operas for now.

[2804]

Oh my god.

Isn't your life dramatic enough?

[beatsfor]

What do soap operas have to do with how dramatic my life is?

[2804]

I just thought you'd get enough drama in your own life.

[beatsfor]

Fake drama is still entertaining.

[2804]

I prefer sitcoms. At least their stupidity makes me laugh.

[beatsfor]

Really? Still?

[2804]

Why not? I was obviously good in them so I can still like them.

[beatsfor]

I'm pretty sure I heard you complaining about the limits of the format.

[2804]

But I was still good. Looked hot too.

[beatsfor]

Ah, the really important things.