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[2804]

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[beatsfor]

You like laughing at your own jokes, don't pretend that would be a negative.

[2804]

Fine, I do.

But that's not as fun as someone else recognizing my amazing sense of humor.

[beatsfor]

Yeah, okay. Happy to be of service in this regard, then.

[2804]

Good.

Because no one's as good at it as you are. Don't question that, just take the compliment.

[beatsfor]

Okay, fine. No questions. I'll just accept that you think I'm great.

[2804]

You do enjoy pushing your luck, don't you?

[beatsfor]

Yeah, of course I do.

[2804]

Not surprised.

You get bored too easily.

[beatsfor]

I get bored too easily?

If that's true, pot, kettle.

[2804]

I don't get bored that easily. I am perfectly happy sitting and meditating.

( lol. )

[beatsfor]

I don't believe you have ever successfully meditated in your life.

[2804]

I did try once. A long, long, long time ago. Didn't really work out all that well.

I had some wine instead.

[beatsfor]

Yeah, that seems much more your speed. Was the wine good?

[2804]

No, it was cheap. It was from a box. Someone gifted it to me and I was desperate.

[beatsfor]

Was the person who gifted it to you someone who hated you?

[2804]

Everyone hates me, darling, so yes.

[beatsfor]

They might have been someone you were tricking. Explains why they gave you crap wine, though.

[2804]

It was fine in a desperate moment but never again. I wouldn't even give my worst enemy a box of wine. The humiliation of it all.

[beatsfor]

Don't get me wrong, I love where you draw the line, but sometimes it is also really funny where you draw the line.

[2804]

Boxed wine, Rio.

Boxed.

[beatsfor]

Alright, alright. I believe you about how horrible that is.

[2804]

I'll make sure I gift it to you as a Christmas present if you're really curious.

[beatsfor]

Huh. Sure. Physical evidence I'm not your worst enemy, that'd be neat.

[2804]

You're not.

I'll still send you the boxed wine but you're not.

[beatsfor]

Who is, currently?