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[2804]

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[2804]

I did try once. A long, long, long time ago. Didn't really work out all that well.

I had some wine instead.

[beatsfor]

Yeah, that seems much more your speed. Was the wine good?

[2804]

No, it was cheap. It was from a box. Someone gifted it to me and I was desperate.

[beatsfor]

Was the person who gifted it to you someone who hated you?

[2804]

Everyone hates me, darling, so yes.

[beatsfor]

They might have been someone you were tricking. Explains why they gave you crap wine, though.

[2804]

It was fine in a desperate moment but never again. I wouldn't even give my worst enemy a box of wine. The humiliation of it all.

[beatsfor]

Don't get me wrong, I love where you draw the line, but sometimes it is also really funny where you draw the line.

[2804]

Boxed wine, Rio.

Boxed.

[beatsfor]

Alright, alright. I believe you about how horrible that is.

[2804]

I'll make sure I gift it to you as a Christmas present if you're really curious.

[beatsfor]

Huh. Sure. Physical evidence I'm not your worst enemy, that'd be neat.

[2804]

You're not.

I'll still send you the boxed wine but you're not.

[beatsfor]

Who is, currently?

[2804]

Take a guess. Who stuck me under a fucking spell for three years.

( didn't matter that she was possibly dead. she was still enemy number one. )

[beatsfor]

Thought so. Congratulations on your victory.

[2804]

That your way of saying she's truly dead and gone?

[beatsfor]

Is anyone really truly dead and gone, while people are still thinking so much about them?

[2804]

Very cryptic.

You're not being forthright here.

[beatsfor]

Very observant, no, I'm not.

[2804]

And let me guess, you're not going to change that even if I ask nicely.

[beatsfor]

Nope, but feel free to try asking nicely anyways.

[2804]

If it's not going to have any effect, why would I do it?

[beatsfor]

I don't know, for shits and giggles.

[2804]

Yeah, for you.