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[beatsfor]

I'd be a fool to waste the opportunity.

[2804]

My ego will never ever not be puffed up with you around.

[beatsfor]

Isn't that half the reason you keep me around?

[2804]

That and you're easy on the eyes.

[beatsfor]

Yeah, I figured that was the other half.

[2804]

I'm a simple woman with simple needs.

[beatsfor]

You might have simple needs, but they'd be the only simple thing about you. You're a complicated woman.

[2804]

You'd get bored of me otherwise.

[beatsfor]

You wouldn't be you, otherwise.

[2804]

No, I'd be Agnes. Ew.

[beatsfor]

Hey, now. Agnes was still hot.

[2804]

Fuck off.

I'm hotter.

( you were the same person, agatha. )

[beatsfor]

I didn't say you weren't.

[2804]

Did you like Agnes better than me?

[beatsfor]

I don't like anyone better than you.

[2804]

Aw, baby.

I might wear plaid for you just for that.

[beatsfor]

As if you didn't already know.

[2804]

Yes, but I like compliments just as much as the next person. Maybe even more so.

[beatsfor]

Oh, definitely even more so. Much, much more so.

[2804]

Excuse me for having a healthy ego.

[beatsfor]

Is that what we're calling it today?

[2804]

You would call it something else?

[beatsfor]

Who, me? No, I have no idea what else it might be.

[2804]

I don't know why but I think you're lying.

[beatsfor]

Aw, you know I'm honest to a fault.