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That's still pretty good especially in a catastrophe. Good to know that if the world were burning, you'd still get a good feel.

I'd be a fool to waste the opportunity.

My ego will never ever not be puffed up with you around.

Isn't that half the reason you keep me around?

That and you're easy on the eyes.

Yeah, I figured that was the other half.

I'm a simple woman with simple needs.

You might have simple needs, but they'd be the only simple thing about you. You're a complicated woman.

You'd get bored of me otherwise.

You wouldn't be you, otherwise.

No, I'd be Agnes. Ew.

Hey, now. Agnes was still hot.

Fuck off.

I'm hotter.

( you were the same person, agatha. )

I didn't say you weren't.

Did you like Agnes better than me?

I don't like anyone better than you.

Aw, baby.

I might wear plaid for you just for that.

As if you didn't already know.

Yes, but I like compliments just as much as the next person. Maybe even more so.