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[2804]

( oh no, feelings. )

Unfair. That's right for my nonexistent feelings.

[beatsfor]

What can I say? I'm attached to that face.

[2804]

I've got nice tits, a nice ass, great legs and you get all soft and say face. Sap.

[beatsfor]

Guilty. Don't worry, I'd get to all the rest of that too.

[2804]

I suppose I can deal with the face touching first. I don't mind that as long as other parts get equal attention.

[beatsfor]

You want to time each portion?

[2804]

I might. See which you spend more time touching.

[beatsfor]

Go for it. Won't be the weirdest thing we've ever done by a few miles.

[2804]

No, that's true. It'll just give me more things to call you out on. When I'm feeling particularly ugly and you say I'm not, I can remind you that you only touched my ass for three minutes and ten seconds that one time.

[beatsfor]

There's no way it would ever be as low as three minutes and ten seconds.

[2804]

Fine, what's the minimum you'd spend touching me? Whatever place you're touching at the time.

[beatsfor]

The absolute minimum? In a catastrophe, five minutes.

[2804]

That's still pretty good especially in a catastrophe. Good to know that if the world were burning, you'd still get a good feel.

[beatsfor]

I'd be a fool to waste the opportunity.

[2804]

My ego will never ever not be puffed up with you around.

[beatsfor]

Isn't that half the reason you keep me around?

[2804]

That and you're easy on the eyes.