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[2804]

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[beatsfor]

I already said that, didn't I?

[2804]

It's nice to hear it twice.

A girl can't have too big an ego.

[beatsfor]

If your ego needed a bit of stroking, you could have just said that.

[2804]

Give me a little ego stroking, baby.

[beatsfor]

The attitude had me hooked before the ass did.

[2804]

If you would have asked me a few centuries ago, I wouldn't have guessed Lady Death herself liked someone who just bossed her around.

[beatsfor]

Ah, now, you don't JUST boss me around, and you know it.
Happy to have surprised you, though.

[2804]

No, I don't just boss you around. You liked me because I was a bitch.

[beatsfor]

You're still a bitch and I still like that about you.

[2804]

I think I might have even gotten bitchier with age.

[beatsfor]

Like a fine wine, sweetheart.

[2804]

I do enjoy that the top reasons you get attracted to people, well me, are because I'm mean and bitchy.

And then the physical stuff. Look at you, going for personality first.

[beatsfor]

Hey, not being bored is a very important factor when you're older than fuck.

[2804]

And what fills your time when I'm not around and you're not collecting souls for afterlife pinball? Creepy crawly insects?

[beatsfor]

I also have a pretty big garden.

[2804]

Oh, that's right. Green witch. Green thumb. Growing any weed?

[beatsfor]

Not for some hundreds of years, no.

[2804]

Surprising. What've you got growing?

[beatsfor]

Annatto, Anthurium chamberlainii, frangipani, yellow oleander, zombie ant fungus, black sapote, giant grandadilla, blossfeldia, nipple fruit, chondrodendron tomentosum, brazilian ductman's pipe, peronia, woodland passionflower, vanilla orchids, strychnos electri, gympie-gympie trees... Things like that.

[2804]

I don't know what any of those words mean.

[beatsfor]

They're different types of plants.

[2804]

How big is your damn garden?

[beatsfor]

As big as I want it to be.

[2804]

Bring me some damn flowers next time you come around.

[beatsfor]

Okay, sure. I'll bring you some damn flowers.