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[2804]

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[beatsfor]

If anyone can, it'll be you.

[2804]

Aww, your faith in me might make me cry.

[beatsfor]

I doubt that.

[2804]

What, don't think you could make me cry?

[beatsfor]

Not like that.

[2804]

Thankfully.

Let's not touch the other ways.

[beatsfor]

No, let's not.

There are such better things for touching.

[2804]

So, tell me what you'd touch first if I just poofed in front of you right now.

[beatsfor]

[Alas, her honest answer isn't actually dirty.]

Your face.

[2804]

( oh no, feelings. )

Unfair. That's right for my nonexistent feelings.

[beatsfor]

What can I say? I'm attached to that face.

[2804]

I've got nice tits, a nice ass, great legs and you get all soft and say face. Sap.

[beatsfor]

Guilty. Don't worry, I'd get to all the rest of that too.

[2804]

I suppose I can deal with the face touching first. I don't mind that as long as other parts get equal attention.

[beatsfor]

You want to time each portion?

[2804]

I might. See which you spend more time touching.

[beatsfor]

Go for it. Won't be the weirdest thing we've ever done by a few miles.

[2804]

No, that's true. It'll just give me more things to call you out on. When I'm feeling particularly ugly and you say I'm not, I can remind you that you only touched my ass for three minutes and ten seconds that one time.

[beatsfor]

There's no way it would ever be as low as three minutes and ten seconds.

[2804]

Fine, what's the minimum you'd spend touching me? Whatever place you're touching at the time.

[beatsfor]

The absolute minimum? In a catastrophe, five minutes.