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[2804]

Maybe you're tired of my brand of nice.

[beatsfor]

Am I? Why am I talking to you, then?

[2804]

Because I don't bore you.

[beatsfor]

You can't really think that's it.

[2804]

But it's something.

[beatsfor]

It's part of it, sure.

[2804]

I also have nice tits.

[beatsfor]

You do. And a great ass, too.

[2804]

Oh, well thank you. I appreciate your appreciation. I knew you were an ass woman.

[beatsfor]

Am I? I'll take your word for it.

[2804]

Are you not? Am I wrong?

[beatsfor]

No, I'm not saying you're wrong. You'd know better than anyone else.

[2804]

You're not saying I'm wrong but you're also not telling me what you think. Come on, pony up. Let's hear it.

[beatsfor]

I think I don't really find myself looking much at anyone else's ass, that's all.

[2804]

Anyone else's but you do look at mine?

[beatsfor]

I already said that, didn't I?

[2804]

It's nice to hear it twice.

A girl can't have too big an ego.

[beatsfor]

If your ego needed a bit of stroking, you could have just said that.

[2804]

Give me a little ego stroking, baby.

[beatsfor]

The attitude had me hooked before the ass did.

[2804]

If you would have asked me a few centuries ago, I wouldn't have guessed Lady Death herself liked someone who just bossed her around.

[beatsfor]

Ah, now, you don't JUST boss me around, and you know it.
Happy to have surprised you, though.

[2804]

No, I don't just boss you around. You liked me because I was a bitch.

[beatsfor]

You're still a bitch and I still like that about you.

[2804]

I think I might have even gotten bitchier with age.