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[2804]

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[beatsfor]

They aren't.

If you get out the ingredients to make a sandwich, your end goal is a sandwich. Is that an ulterior motive?

[2804]

How do you know there's not an ulterior motive of poisoning whoever you're making the sandwich for?

[beatsfor]

Because I didn't say ingredients + poison.

[2804]

Maybe it went unsaid.

[beatsfor]

It didn't.

[2804]

I'm not going to admit I'm wrong.

[beatsfor]

I know you aren't. This is still fun.

[2804]

You're a masochist if you find this fun. Not that that's news.

[beatsfor]

Is stating the obvious one of your new hobbies?

[2804]

Yes. It used to be pottery but now it's stating the obvious.

[beatsfor]

When were you into pottery? What did you make?

[2804]

Dicks.

So, I could set them on fire or smash them.

[beatsfor]

Yeah, I can picture you doing that.

[2804]

It's very cathartic. Men are terrible.

[beatsfor]

Hey, you'll get no argument from me.

[2804]

I didn't think I would. I suppose they have their uses but eh.

[beatsfor]

Inventing war. That one was pretty good for me. Otherwise I don't think they've done much.

[2804]

Of course that was good for you. You got all kinds of prizes when one of those breaks out.

[beatsfor]

Well, yeah. Makes the quota really easy.

That's a joke. There's no quota.

[2804]

Even if there was, wouldn't it be a quota you set? You don't have a boss.

[beatsfor]

I don't have a boss, that doesn't mean I'm in charge of how many people die or who it is. The universe has it's own plans.

[2804]

Almost kind of sad to hear you don't have a boss. I'd definitely want to meet her if you did.

[beatsfor]

You'd want to complain about me, wouldn't you?

[2804]

Absolutely. Until I couldn't talk anymore.

[beatsfor]

If you really want to not be able to talk anymore, I can make that happen.