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[2804]

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[beatsfor]

Death Goat or Goat of Death? Or just Sir Goat?

[2804]

Sir Death Goat?

[beatsfor]

Sir Death Goat. I like that.

[2804]

Fine, he's yours. Come get him.

[beatsfor]

Alright. Where are you?

[2804]

Kentucky.

( where the goats all live. )

[beatsfor]

You're going to make me come to Kentucky?

[2804]

Yes. Come to Kentucky, Rio. Come join me in this hick state.

[beatsfor]

Suddenly I'm not convinced that this goat is cool enough to be worth it.

[2804]

Are you really not going to come to Kentucky for me?

[beatsfor]

How boondocks is your current location?

[2804]

There's a Walmart in the area. It's not that bad.

[beatsfor]

Oh, joy, Walmart.

Alright. Fine, fine.

[2804]

Thank you. I'll take you to Walmart as a treat. With the goat.

[beatsfor]

You can bring goats into Walmart?

[2804]

Do you think I care if you can or can't? I'm not leaving it outside. Someone else might take it.

[beatsfor]

Aww, you've gotten protective. This is just a way for you to keep the goat without keeping the goat, isn't it?

[2804]

I'm not keeping this goat! I don't have time to keep this goat. You're taking this goat because you need a sidekick.

[beatsfor]

Why do I need a sidekick?

[2804]

Because every super powerful being with infinite life needs someone to hang out with when I'm not around.

[beatsfor]

You worried about me?

[2804]

Yes. Shut up.

[beatsfor]

Aw, sweetheart.

Don't worry. I wouldn't let you have the goat back now, anyway.

[2804]

Good, thank you.

He's kind of cute. I think he'll suit you.

[beatsfor]

Is that a compliment or an insult?

[Not that it matters. She likes when Agatha insults her, too, mostly.]