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[2804]

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[beatsfor]

Obviously I'm going to say it's true no matter which is the case.

[2804]

Maybe one day I'll get a chance to meet these cousins of yours and see for myself.

[beatsfor]

[Not if she can help it.]

Maybe.

[2804]

I bet a family dinner would be delightful.

[beatsfor]

About as much as one of yours would be.

[2804]

What, you wouldn't want to have dinner with my mother?

( ew gross. )

[beatsfor]

If I could stab her, maybe.

[2804]

You'd have to get in line behind me. I get first dibs.

[beatsfor]

That'd be fine. I like being behind you.

[2804]

That your way of saying you'd be checking me out while I try and stab my mother?

[beatsfor]

Yup.

[2804]

Because you like my ass or the actual act of me murdering someone would be hot?

[beatsfor]

Yup again.

[2804]

Does everything I do turn you on or something?

[beatsfor]

98.5% of the things you do, probably.

[2804]

Pervert.

Which probably turns you on.

[beatsfor]

Yuppp. It sure does.

[2804]

And if I called you a needy little pervert who's neck I want to put the heel of my shoe against?

[beatsfor]

Which shoes?

[2804]

Black stilettos.

[beatsfor]

Yeah, that works for me. I like that.

[2804]

Fine, then.

That's what I'll do. See how long it takes you to say uncle.

[beatsfor]

Remind me what my record is?

[2804]

If I remember correctly?

A day and a half.

[beatsfor]

Wonder if I can beat it this time.