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[2804]

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[beatsfor]

Go for it. Won't be the weirdest thing we've ever done by a few miles.

[2804]

No, that's true. It'll just give me more things to call you out on. When I'm feeling particularly ugly and you say I'm not, I can remind you that you only touched my ass for three minutes and ten seconds that one time.

[beatsfor]

There's no way it would ever be as low as three minutes and ten seconds.

[2804]

Fine, what's the minimum you'd spend touching me? Whatever place you're touching at the time.

[beatsfor]

The absolute minimum? In a catastrophe, five minutes.

[2804]

That's still pretty good especially in a catastrophe. Good to know that if the world were burning, you'd still get a good feel.

[beatsfor]

I'd be a fool to waste the opportunity.

[2804]

My ego will never ever not be puffed up with you around.

[beatsfor]

Isn't that half the reason you keep me around?

[2804]

That and you're easy on the eyes.

[beatsfor]

Yeah, I figured that was the other half.

[2804]

I'm a simple woman with simple needs.

[beatsfor]

You might have simple needs, but they'd be the only simple thing about you. You're a complicated woman.

[2804]

You'd get bored of me otherwise.

[beatsfor]

You wouldn't be you, otherwise.

[2804]

No, I'd be Agnes. Ew.

[beatsfor]

Hey, now. Agnes was still hot.

[2804]

Fuck off.

I'm hotter.

( you were the same person, agatha. )