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[2804]

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[beatsfor]

I think she'd start giving you free muffins as well.

[At least til Rio gets ahold of her.]

[2804]

( be nice, darling. )

Well, I do like muffins. Except stupid bran muffins.

[beatsfor]

[what's nicer than a quick death? jk, she wouldn't give them a quick death]

Who doesn't like muffins?

[2804]

I like muffins just fine. But bran muffins don't fucking count.

[beatsfor]

So what if she'll only give you free bran muffins?

[2804]

Then, I'll take them and throw them at the first baby I see when I leave the shop.

[beatsfor]

What's a baby supposed to do with them?

[2804]

You are the most annoying cosmic entity that I've ever known.

[beatsfor]

You're my favorite too, sweetheart.

[2804]

I'm gonna throw the bran muffins at you.

[beatsfor]

Okay, but now you have to call me baby when you do it.

[She'll even meet Agatha at the cafe to... make it easier. No other reasons.]

[2804]

I'll call you baby and darling and sweetheart and anything else you want me to when I toss baked goods at your face.

( don't get any blood on her muffins. )

[beatsfor]

Works for me, then.

[no promises.]

[2804]

I do enjoy how pliant you are, baby.

[beatsfor]

Only when I have proper motivation for it.

[2804]

I would assume I'm the only motivation you need.

[beatsfor]

Only motivation that works, too.

[2804]

And people wonder why I have such an ego.

[beatsfor]

You'd have it without me, too.

[2804]

Yes well.

A woman's gotta have her things, Rio.

[beatsfor]

I'm not trying to take any of them away.

[2804]

I know. You're smart enough to not try and do that. One of the few.

[beatsfor]

Who else is on that list?