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'fraid I'm going to say things like that to you whenever I think them, no matter where I am.

But you should also be in front of me more than you are.

Okay. I'll work on that.

Quit your job and just come be my trophy wife.

( yes, she knows she can't quit but whatever. she's not completely serious. )

Both of us would get bored with me just being your trophy wife.

Speak for yourself. Getting to just keep you at home and in bed? Perfect for me.

Ah, see, I wouldn't be able to argue with that if you hadn't said in bed. As if we've ever stuck to just in bed.

Figure of speech. You know I won't ever become so vanilla I just want to stick to bed.

I'd have to start suspecting it was a doppelgänger, if you did.

Don't even speak that into existence. There's enough magic in the world to have that actually happen.

Oh, I'd be willing to speak that into existence. It could be a very good time for me.

Oh, you think so? You paying attention to someone who isn't me would not make a good time for you.

( even if it was another version of her. )

You think you wouldn't team up with your other self?

I don't think I'd like your attention anywhere else but on me.

That's very interesting. Not quite what I expected.

( don't make her be jealous of herself. )

You thought I'd be fine with you splitting your attention?

I thought you'd enjoy joining forces with yourself to double the torment. Not just of me, in general.

I think, in certain situations, I'd do that. But when it comes to other things?

No, just me. That's all that's allowed.

Okay. I can follow that rule.

And if you tried to sleep with another me, I would kill you both.

I will keep it just a daydream, I promise.