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[beatsfor]

So the goat is cute?

What am I doing?

[2804]

Trying to talk me in circles so I keep this goat.

[beatsfor]

Nah, I'm just talking you in circles for fun.

[2804]

Sweetheart, have I told you lately that I hate your guts?

[beatsfor]

Specifically? No, it's been a while. I love you too.

[2804]

Why don't you take the goat? Have a little deathly sidekick.

[beatsfor]

Hmm. I don't hate that as an idea. Does the goat already have a name?

[2804]

Goat.

( that's the name. )

[beatsfor]

Clear and to the point. I like it.

[2804]

If you take him, you can name him Death Goat or something.

[beatsfor]

Death Goat or Goat of Death? Or just Sir Goat?

[2804]

Sir Death Goat?

[beatsfor]

Sir Death Goat. I like that.

[2804]

Fine, he's yours. Come get him.

[beatsfor]

Alright. Where are you?

[2804]

Kentucky.

( where the goats all live. )

[beatsfor]

You're going to make me come to Kentucky?

[2804]

Yes. Come to Kentucky, Rio. Come join me in this hick state.

[beatsfor]

Suddenly I'm not convinced that this goat is cool enough to be worth it.

[2804]

Are you really not going to come to Kentucky for me?

[beatsfor]

How boondocks is your current location?

[2804]

There's a Walmart in the area. It's not that bad.

[beatsfor]

Oh, joy, Walmart.

Alright. Fine, fine.