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[2804]

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[2804]

I'm going to stab you in the face for making fun of me.

[beatsfor]

Gotta deal with those pitchforks first, my love.

[2804]

I was trying not to kill anyone but guess that's what it's come to. Fine, kill them and then I'm coming for you.

[beatsfor]

Are you going to kill the goat too?

[2804]

Probably not. Not his fault. I'll probably let him go before too long.

[beatsfor]

I'm not sure if that makes him lucky or unlucky.

[2804]

I am not keeping him as a pet. I've already got a rabbit.

[beatsfor]

Interesting. I wasn't suggesting that as a possibility.

[2804]

Well, I was cutting you off before you suggested it. Preventative measure.

[beatsfor]

Except I wasn't going to suggest it.
I think it was just already on your mind.

[2804]

Fine, maybe I was. I'm still not keeping him. I don't have time for a goat.

[beatsfor]

Do you want to have time for a goat?

[2804]

No.

No, I do not want to have time for a goat!

[beatsfor]

Okay. If you say so. You're the one who went and stole a goat because you wanted something nice in the first place.

[2804]

I wanted something powerful, not a cute pet. I know what you're doing, Rio.

[beatsfor]

So the goat is cute?

What am I doing?

[2804]

Trying to talk me in circles so I keep this goat.

[beatsfor]

Nah, I'm just talking you in circles for fun.

[2804]

Sweetheart, have I told you lately that I hate your guts?

[beatsfor]

Specifically? No, it's been a while. I love you too.

[2804]

Why don't you take the goat? Have a little deathly sidekick.

[beatsfor]

Hmm. I don't hate that as an idea. Does the goat already have a name?

[2804]

Goat.

( that's the name. )

[beatsfor]

Clear and to the point. I like it.

[2804]

If you take him, you can name him Death Goat or something.