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[2804]

I just wanted something nice and I didn't want to deal with a bunch of hillbillies with four teeth and a bunch of guns.

[beatsfor]

Now I'm much more curious about what you took. Go on, what is it?

[2804]

A goat.

[beatsfor]

You wanted something nice, so you took a goat?

[2804]

Why would I just take a goat? No, it's supposed to be some sort of talisman. Prosperity and good fortune to anyone that has it but it's only brought me frustration and it keeps trying to eat my coat.

[beatsfor]

"Apparently" some kind of town touchstone. I knew that was a full of shit comment.
All the more reason to kick it into running the opposite direction of you.

[2804]

It's about the principle of it now. I don't want to let this goat win.

[beatsfor]

That's right, sweetheart, you show that goat who's in charge.

[2804]

I'm going to stab you in the face for making fun of me.

[beatsfor]

Gotta deal with those pitchforks first, my love.

[2804]

I was trying not to kill anyone but guess that's what it's come to. Fine, kill them and then I'm coming for you.

[beatsfor]

Are you going to kill the goat too?

[2804]

Probably not. Not his fault. I'll probably let him go before too long.

[beatsfor]

I'm not sure if that makes him lucky or unlucky.

[2804]

I am not keeping him as a pet. I've already got a rabbit.

[beatsfor]

Interesting. I wasn't suggesting that as a possibility.

[2804]

Well, I was cutting you off before you suggested it. Preventative measure.

[beatsfor]

Except I wasn't going to suggest it.
I think it was just already on your mind.

[2804]

Fine, maybe I was. I'm still not keeping him. I don't have time for a goat.

[beatsfor]

Do you want to have time for a goat?

[2804]

No.

No, I do not want to have time for a goat!

[beatsfor]

Okay. If you say so. You're the one who went and stole a goat because you wanted something nice in the first place.

[2804]

I wanted something powerful, not a cute pet. I know what you're doing, Rio.

[beatsfor]

So the goat is cute?

What am I doing?

[2804]

Trying to talk me in circles so I keep this goat.