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[2804]

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[beatsfor]

Hey, now. Agnes was still hot.

[2804]

Fuck off.

I'm hotter.

( you were the same person, agatha. )

[beatsfor]

I didn't say you weren't.

[2804]

Did you like Agnes better than me?

[beatsfor]

I don't like anyone better than you.

[2804]

Aw, baby.

I might wear plaid for you just for that.

[beatsfor]

As if you didn't already know.

[2804]

Yes, but I like compliments just as much as the next person. Maybe even more so.

[beatsfor]

Oh, definitely even more so. Much, much more so.

[2804]

Excuse me for having a healthy ego.

[beatsfor]

Is that what we're calling it today?

[2804]

You would call it something else?

[beatsfor]

Who, me? No, I have no idea what else it might be.

[2804]

I don't know why but I think you're lying.

[beatsfor]

Aw, you know I'm honest to a fault.

[2804]

Maybe. But sarcasm is your second language.

[beatsfor]

Technically, I think English is my second language. Sarcasm is third.

[2804]

Okay, fine. But sarcasm is your strongest language.

[beatsfor]

Can't argue with that. Maybe I was thinking an ego the size of Pangaea, instead.

[2804]

That is pretty big, yeah. I think I could agree to that. But at least I know how to use my ego.

[beatsfor]

I won't argue with that, either.

[2804]

Oh, it's fun when you're so pliant and agreeable. I could make you do anything.

[beatsfor]

Almost anything.

[2804]

Almost anything?

What wouldn't you do for me?

[beatsfor]

What I can't.