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[beatsfor]

I'd be a fool to waste the opportunity.

[2804]

My ego will never ever not be puffed up with you around.

[beatsfor]

Isn't that half the reason you keep me around?

[2804]

That and you're easy on the eyes.

[beatsfor]

Yeah, I figured that was the other half.

[2804]

I'm a simple woman with simple needs.

[beatsfor]

You might have simple needs, but they'd be the only simple thing about you. You're a complicated woman.

[2804]

You'd get bored of me otherwise.

[beatsfor]

You wouldn't be you, otherwise.

[2804]

No, I'd be Agnes. Ew.

[beatsfor]

Hey, now. Agnes was still hot.

[2804]

Fuck off.

I'm hotter.

( you were the same person, agatha. )

[beatsfor]

I didn't say you weren't.

[2804]

Did you like Agnes better than me?