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[2804]

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[beatsfor]

Except I wasn't going to suggest it.
I think it was just already on your mind.

[beatsfor]

Okay. I'll work on that.

[2804]

Fine, maybe I was. I'm still not keeping him. I don't have time for a goat.

[2804]

Quit your job and just come be my trophy wife.

( yes, she knows she can't quit but whatever. she's not completely serious. )

[beatsfor]

Both of us would get bored with me just being your trophy wife.

[beatsfor]

Do you want to have time for a goat?

[2804]

Speak for yourself. Getting to just keep you at home and in bed? Perfect for me.

[2804]

No.

No, I do not want to have time for a goat!

[beatsfor]

Ah, see, I wouldn't be able to argue with that if you hadn't said in bed. As if we've ever stuck to just in bed.

[beatsfor]

Okay. If you say so. You're the one who went and stole a goat because you wanted something nice in the first place.

[2804]

Figure of speech. You know I won't ever become so vanilla I just want to stick to bed.

[2804]

I wanted something powerful, not a cute pet. I know what you're doing, Rio.

[beatsfor]

I'd have to start suspecting it was a doppelgänger, if you did.

[beatsfor]

So the goat is cute?

What am I doing?

— beatsfor

[2804]

( from here )

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You think she'll stop giving me free coffee if I'm too mean about it>

[2804]

Don't even speak that into existence. There's enough magic in the world to have that actually happen.

[2804]

Trying to talk me in circles so I keep this goat.

[beatsfor]

I think she'd start giving you free muffins as well.

[At least til Rio gets ahold of her.]

[beatsfor]

Oh, I'd be willing to speak that into existence. It could be a very good time for me.

[beatsfor]

Nah, I'm just talking you in circles for fun.

[2804]

( be nice, darling. )

Well, I do like muffins. Except stupid bran muffins.

[2804]

Oh, you think so? You paying attention to someone who isn't me would not make a good time for you.

( even if it was another version of her. )

[2804]

Sweetheart, have I told you lately that I hate your guts?

[beatsfor]

[what's nicer than a quick death? jk, she wouldn't give them a quick death]

Who doesn't like muffins?

[2804]

I like muffins just fine. But bran muffins don't fucking count.