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[2804]

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[2804]

That your way of saying you'd be checking me out while I try and stab my mother?

[beatsfor]

Yup.

[2804]

Because you like my ass or the actual act of me murdering someone would be hot?

[beatsfor]

Yup again.

[2804]

Does everything I do turn you on or something?

[beatsfor]

98.5% of the things you do, probably.

[2804]

Pervert.

Which probably turns you on.

[beatsfor]

Yuppp. It sure does.

[2804]

And if I called you a needy little pervert who's neck I want to put the heel of my shoe against?

[beatsfor]

Which shoes?

[2804]

Black stilettos.

[beatsfor]

Yeah, that works for me. I like that.

[2804]

Fine, then.

That's what I'll do. See how long it takes you to say uncle.

[beatsfor]

Remind me what my record is?

[2804]

If I remember correctly?

A day and a half.

[beatsfor]

Wonder if I can beat it this time.

[2804]

What, thinking of going for two days this time?

[beatsfor]

Maybe. A day and three quarters, at least.

[2804]

Look at you, Miss Ambitious. I'll have to up my game too and see if I can get you to break.

[beatsfor]

Sounds like a very good time.

[2804]

I don't know which one you're more of: a masochist or a sadist. Not that it matters since they both benefit me.

[beatsfor]

Oh, depends on the day. Sometimes the hour.