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[2804]

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[beatsfor]

Oh, joy, Walmart.

Alright. Fine, fine.

[2804]

Thank you. I'll take you to Walmart as a treat. With the goat.

[beatsfor]

You can bring goats into Walmart?

[2804]

Do you think I care if you can or can't? I'm not leaving it outside. Someone else might take it.

[beatsfor]

Aww, you've gotten protective. This is just a way for you to keep the goat without keeping the goat, isn't it?

[2804]

I'm not keeping this goat! I don't have time to keep this goat. You're taking this goat because you need a sidekick.

[beatsfor]

Why do I need a sidekick?

[2804]

Because every super powerful being with infinite life needs someone to hang out with when I'm not around.

[beatsfor]

You worried about me?

[2804]

Yes. Shut up.

[beatsfor]

Aw, sweetheart.

Don't worry. I wouldn't let you have the goat back now, anyway.

[2804]

Good, thank you.

He's kind of cute. I think he'll suit you.

[beatsfor]

Is that a compliment or an insult?

[Not that it matters. She likes when Agatha insults her, too, mostly.]

[2804]

A compliment.

You're good with animals and he whines as much as you do.

[beatsfor]

Oh, good. I'm glad to learn the goat doesn't whine.

[2804]

( oh, ha ha. good one. )

He's whining right now.

[beatsfor]

What are you doing to him to cause that?

[2804]

Nothing. We are walking through the forest and hoping to God we finally get to the other side because if I don't see civilization in the next ten minutes, I'm going to scream.

[beatsfor]

You, hoping to God? I wouldn't hold your breath, sweetheart.

[2804]

Figure of speech. Don't worry, I haven't suddenly gone all pious on you. Gross.

[beatsfor]

Good. Not interested in sharing your quote unquote worship.

[2804]

Don't worry your pretty little head, there's no way I'm going to praising some invisible force in the sky.

Getting down on my knees is for other purposes.

[beatsfor]

Good. I'd have to reach whole new levels of jealousy, otherwise.