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[2804]

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[beatsfor]

Both of us would get bored with me just being your trophy wife.

[2804]

Speak for yourself. Getting to just keep you at home and in bed? Perfect for me.

[beatsfor]

Ah, see, I wouldn't be able to argue with that if you hadn't said in bed. As if we've ever stuck to just in bed.

[2804]

Figure of speech. You know I won't ever become so vanilla I just want to stick to bed.

[beatsfor]

I'd have to start suspecting it was a doppelgänger, if you did.

[2804]

Don't even speak that into existence. There's enough magic in the world to have that actually happen.

[beatsfor]

Oh, I'd be willing to speak that into existence. It could be a very good time for me.

[2804]

Oh, you think so? You paying attention to someone who isn't me would not make a good time for you.

( even if it was another version of her. )

[beatsfor]

You think you wouldn't team up with your other self?

[2804]

I don't think I'd like your attention anywhere else but on me.

[beatsfor]

That's very interesting. Not quite what I expected.

[2804]

( don't make her be jealous of herself. )

You thought I'd be fine with you splitting your attention?

[beatsfor]

I thought you'd enjoy joining forces with yourself to double the torment. Not just of me, in general.

[2804]

I think, in certain situations, I'd do that. But when it comes to other things?

No, just me. That's all that's allowed.

[beatsfor]

Okay. I can follow that rule.

[2804]

And if you tried to sleep with another me, I would kill you both.

[beatsfor]

I will keep it just a daydream, I promise.

[2804]

Hopefully daydream me is nicer than actual me.

[beatsfor]

How much would you hate it if I said she was meaner?

[2804]

I wouldn't hate you. I would just have to up my game.

[beatsfor]

Hmm. Let me think about it, in that case.

[2804]

Please share when you've come to a conclusion.

[beatsfor]

Oh, you'll be the second to know.

[2804]

Looking forward to it, darling.

[beatsfor]

You know, I never dreamt at all, before you.