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[2804]

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[2804]

And nothing. I just want you to know and continuously be reminded of how much you frustrate me.

[beatsfor]

Always and forever, sweetheart.

[2804]

Yes, I know. It delights you when you piss me off. I think you might like it almost as much as you like doing your job.

[beatsfor]

Figures you would compare those two things.
Anyway it's your own fault I like it so much.

[2804]

How are your kinks my fault?

[beatsfor]

Shouldn't look so good when you're angry.

[2804]

Stop complimenting me. You know how much I like that.

[beatsfor]

Hmmmm.
Hold on, let me think about if I feel like doing what you tell me right now.

[2804]

You never feel like doing what I tell you to.

[beatsfor]

I wouldn't say never, but it is extremely rare, sure.

[2804]

You act as if I'd tell you to do something you wouldn't want to do.

[beatsfor]

Should I list all the examples I can think of? I may have forgotten some.

[2804]

Would you actually list them if I said do it?

[beatsfor]

Maybe. I don't believe you don't remember, though.

[2804]

Well, I am centuries old. Sometimes a lady forgets things.

[beatsfor]

Disappointingly weak excuse, and I'm not sure how what a lady might do is relevant here.

[2804]

Insult after insult. You are in fine form today.

[beatsfor]

Was that an insult? Do you want to be a lady? Tried to hit me when I called you that.

[2804]

Did I?

Oh, that's right, I did. Maybe I just didn't like it in that moment. That was kind of a weird time for me.

[beatsfor]

Fine, then. Maybe you're a lady and maybe you forgot.

[2804]

You're so agreeable. I never would have guessed that about you. Or maybe I have that effect.

[beatsfor]

Maybe I'm just trying to be confusing today.

[2804]

That's not your default state?

[beatsfor]

I think to most people, I'm pretty straightforward.

[2804]

I'm not most people.