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[2804]

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[2804]

Who are you kidding, even if I said please, you wouldn't shut up.

[beatsfor]

Maybe I would, you don't know til you try.

[2804]

( time to prove that she's right. )

Shut up.

Please.

[beatsfor]

[it is extremely unlikely this is going to last any longer than 3-5 minutes

but for 3-5 minutes, there is no reply]

[2804]

Blessed silence.

( that she really doesn't like all that much. talk, rio! )

[beatsfor]

[5... 4... 3... 2... 1...]

You didn't specify how long to shut up for.

[2804]

( about time. )

The fact that you did it for any length of time is actually amazing.

[beatsfor]

I like to subvert expectations.

Although it would also have been funny to just say 'Nah.'

[2804]

That's almost as bad as k.

[beatsfor]

Is it? I'll have to remember that.

[2804]

Text me that and I will leave you on read for a decade.

[beatsfor]

[It's SO tempting to use it in this reply.]

You've ignored me for longer than that before.

[2804]

And I'm sure it was an utterly lonely time for you.

[beatsfor]

You know how many dead there are? How many people die daily? I kept busy.

[not defensive At All]

[2804]

( oops, sore spot. time to dig in deeper. )

I'm sure you did. Doing your job without any excitement in your life that I provide. Just reaping souls and going home to do what? Crossword puzzles? Sudoku? Maybe you got into soap operas!

[beatsfor]

Hey, some soap operas are pretty entertaining. That one where the lady thought the pillow on her couch was a kid? I was invested in her craziness.

[2804]

What?

No, don't answer that, don't explain it. I don't want to know.

s/o to my grandma for being the reason I could write that ridiculous tag

[beatsfor]

Are you sure? She was a witch!

i'm mad that i think i know what soap opera that's from.

[2804]

She was not a witch. She was an actress playing a witch and no, stop. I don't wanna know.

lmao

[beatsfor]

She might have been a witch in real life, too. We don't know. Unless you met her?

[2804]

Don't make me think another minute about this.

[beatsfor]

You brought it up.

[2804]

I did not.

( or maybe she had. she can't remember. she's blaming rio anyway. )

[beatsfor]

Oh, you absolutely did.

[2804]

That's not how I remember it going.